Eye Catching

Folks Staring At Your Chest All Day

Super Soft

Like A Cloud And A Pillow Had A Baby

For Everyone

Gluten Free

Shop Best Sellers

View All
Pee Outdoors

Pee Outdoors

Pee Outdoors

$29.00
Sleep Naked

Sleep Naked

Sleep Naked

$29.00
I Suck At Golf

I Suck At Golf

I Suck At Golf

$29.00
Better Doesn't Mean Good

Better Doesn't Mean Good

Better Doesn't Mean Good

$29.00

JPT's In A Nutshell

John Pee's Tees is premium, high quality, feel oh so good T-shirt company started by me, John Pee. I wanted to make T-shirts that I thought were cool and/or funny that could also do some good.

At JPT's the goal is not to just donate to charity and never really know where the money goes. Helping real people (or animals) during times of need on a more personal level, now that's the goal.

ABOUT

What We're Made Of

All JPT shirts are printed on oh so soft tri-blend tees.  Made from 50% polyester, 25% combed, ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon making them so soft and comfortable you won't ever want to take it off, but I would every now and then to wash it.  Don't be gross.

Size Chart
Conversation Starters

Shop All

Shop now

Usually Arrives In 7-10 Days

JPT’s Objective

"To create that moment when you’re walking by someone and notice them noticing your T-shirt—maybe even giving a little grin."

-John Pee

"Your T-shirts are like the Sydney Sweeney of shirts."

- Some guy named Dave

"I'd like to see John Pee."

- Justin

"John Pee's Tees saved my marriage. Thanks John Pee's Tees!"

- Steve from Wisconsin